bitch I might be prez

hitlersbreastmilk:

hello mr president i would like to buy america for 4 goats

i accept

i spend a lot of time wondering what it’d be like to be tyler the creator 

letfreedomlulz:

Please sign and signal boost this, everyone!

~*u kno sum 1 is ur friend when they say they will kill sum 1 4 u*~

if the internet has taught me anything it’s to be skeptical of everything

*text all contacts* buy me a pizza

taco—bella:

be the first to poop in the bathroom when you move in with people to assert your dominance